FIANNA FAIL DENY THEY ARE PUTTING SOMETHING IN THE ‘TAY’ IN LETTERKENNY

first_imgA spokesman for Fianna Fail has moved to disregard rumours that a breakaway group has formed a new tea party cumann in Letterkenny.FF leader Micheal MartinThis would be similar to the Republican Party’s extreme right wing rump in the USA.According to media tycoon and political commentator John McAteer, the taypot gang from FF (allegedly) met in secret in Letterkenny last week amid speculation that they stopped just short of backing Linda Martin to clock Billy McGuinness. The meeting is thought to have got sight of an unspeakably cool blueprint to save Fianna Fail from being eaten up by the Northern Lights with an innovative range of digitally enhanced sound bites.These include banning Eamon O’Cuiv from annoying the IFA: to a considered position on same sex marriage, divorce, married priests, celibacy and free condoms for families in negative equity and 50% off for bona fide joyriders (over 15 years of age).Tagging non-productive farmers (including the IFA) was also up for grabs along with preserving family values: the family farm and the corncrake, protecting post offices, garda stations schools, banks, disappearing sand dunes and postal votes for non-nationals.The Blueprint also has a line (allegedly) on getting free eye tests for sheep (2 years and over) at Specsavers and transferring the Letterkenny Electoral Area to the Ukraine and forming branches of UKIP in Rathmullan, Ramelton, Kilmacrennan, Aghadachor and Glenswilly. A motion of support for Panti Bliss was adjourned pending her appearance in Ramelton to allow them get a closer look when she takes jet ski lessons on the Lennon next week (allegedly).Micheal Martin’s case for early canonisation is also to be forwarded to the Council as long as he promotes an agenda to fast track a new senator for Donegal NE.The FF spokesman says they are well aware of this meeting: however they will not be making any comment since they understand the taypots are not paid up members of the organisation and as such they are free agents to pursue their own agenda… preferably outside of the party.The Tea Party is an American political movement associated with the Republican Party. The name is derived from the Boston Tea Party of 1773, an iconic event in American history and is primarily known for advocating a reduction in the U.S. national debt. It is now seen as an ultra conservative rump that has outlived its uselessness.FIANNA FAIL DENY THEY ARE PUTTING SOMETHING IN THE ‘TAY’ IN LETTERKENNY was last modified: March 6th, 2014 by StephenShare this:Click to share on Facebook (Opens in new window)Click to share on Twitter (Opens in new window)Click to share on LinkedIn (Opens in new window)Click to share on Reddit (Opens in new window)Click to share on Pocket (Opens in new window)Click to share on Telegram (Opens in new window)Click to share on WhatsApp (Opens in new window)Click to share on Skype (Opens in new window)Click to print (Opens in new window) Tags:fianna failJohn McAteerTea partylast_img read more

Shaban Lubega: PML Daily Premier League team of the Week 8

first_imgAdama Traore scored twice in the victory over Man City on Sunday. (PHOTO/Courtesy)Liverpool maintained their perfect start to the 2019/20 Premier League season as they saw off Leicester City 2-1 on Saturday afternoon. James Milner scored an injury-time penalty to win the game after James Madison had canceled out Sadio Mane’s opener. The victory sees the Kops move 8 points ahead of second-placed Man City.For City, they were subjected to a second loss of the season on Sunday as they lost 2-0 at home to Wolves. Both of the visitors’ goals came in the final 10 minutes with Adama Traore helping himself to a brace. Pep Guardiola’s side now have 16 points from their first 8 games of the campaign.Third place is currently occupied by Arsenal who required a David Luiz early strike to negotiate past Bournemouth on Sunday. The Gunners are now just a point behind defending champions.For Chelsea, they registered their second consecutive victory as they trounced Southampton 4-1 at the St. Mary’s Stadium on Saturday. Tammy Abraham, Mason Mount, Ngolo Kante and Michy Batshuayi were all on the score sheet for the Blues who now have 14 points from their first 8 games and are 5th on the log.The other Big Six occupants Man United and Tottenham Hotspurs both lost their respective match-day 8 fixtures. Man United lost 1-0 at Newcastle United on Sunday with 19-year old Matty Longstaff scoring the winner while Spurs were humiliated 3-0 at Brighton on Saturday.Elsewhere, Aston Villa hammered Norwich 5-1 away from home, Crystal Palace were 2-1 winners at West Ham, Burnley beat Everton 1-0 while Watford and Sheffield United drew 0-0.Here are the XI players who stood out according to Shaban Lubega.GK: Mat Ryan (Brighton)Ryan made four top saves as Brighton beat Spurs 3-0 on Saturday afternoon. The one to deny Lucas Maura in the second half was as good as they got this past weekend.RB: Martin Kelly (Crystal Palace)Kelly set up Jordan Ayew for the winner as Palace defeated West Ham 2-1 on Saturday afternoon.LB:  Patrick Van Aahnolt (Crystal Palace)Openned the scoring in Palace’s 2-1 win away to West Ham on Saturday.CB: David Luiz (Arsenal)Netted the winner as Arsenal beat Bournemouth 1-0 on Sunday. 10 of Luiz’s 12 Premier League goals have been scored in home matches.CB: Fabian Schar (Newcastle) The clearance to deny Marcus Rashford a would-be equalizer was as brilliant as Schar was in the 1-0 win over Man United on Sunday.MF: Matty Longstaff (Newcastle)Longstaff became the youngest player to score on his Premier League debut for Newcastle United as they beat Man United 1-0 on Sunday.MF: Anwar El-Ghazi (Aston Villa)The Dutch international had his best outing in the Premier League this past weekend, setting up two goals in Aston Villa’s 5-1 victory away to Norwich.MF: Adama Traore (Wolves).Not the best finnisher but shown composure as he scored a brace in Wolves’ 2-0 win away to Man City on Sunday.FW: Sadio Mane (Liverpool).Mane is arguably Liverpool’s most important player and was it again as he scored the opener and was fouled for James Milner’s winning penalty in the 2-1 victory over Leicester this past weekend.FW: Wesley (Aston Villa)Scored twice and assisted the 5th goal in Aston Villa’s 5-1 victory away to Norwich City on Saturday.FW: Aaron Connolly (Brighton)Scored twice as Brighton humiliated Spurs 3-0 on Saturday afternoon.Comments Tags: premier league team of the weektoplast_img read more